Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.

Today's regularly scheduled post will be belated on account of I am suiciding on a homework binge.

The first few weeks of school were easy. I really didn't have to do anything. Now I'm struggling to catch up. That is what you call bait and switch. But if class had started off this difficult I bet I would be doing fine. Tricksy professorses.

Well, sophomore year will be better.

In the meantime, I would just like to warn you all that, before you subject your poor television set to trashy late night sit coms, keep in mind that it might just call for help.