Recently, I got some cool stuff in the mail.

The first question that I asked myself was, "Alright, now how will this figure in my aims of world desctruction?"

But then I thought, "Wait, if I destroy the world, where will I keep my cool stuff?"

I am therefore asking all my cohorts around the world working toward global annihilation to temporarily desist their efforts while I attempt to address this most perplexing quandary.

Thank you.