When your head is lopped off,
You may lose some weight,
You may float away,
You may think it is great.

When your head is lopped off,
You can skimp on your bills,
You can chase after cats,
You can work on your skills.

When your head is lopped off,
You will not need to wear socks.
You will party all night,
You will think that it rocks.

But when your head is lopped off,
You might possibly sneeze,
And fly off into space,
And there you will freeze.