All these indictments going about. . . I want one, too!

But as usual, only the big guys get any. If a Joe Schmoe like me wants to be indicted tough! this gravy train doesn't make stops for the common man.

Well, I'm tired of being held back by 'the man.' If I want an indictment, by golly, I'm going to have one, and no one is going to get in my way (except for maybe our beloved Moore, but even then, it's only a short jog to get around him). I will form my own justice system. And courtesy my laser printer and mad photo-h4x0rz skillz, I will start issuing indictments to whomever I please. Friends, neighbors, local city councilmen... let not the masses be deprived any longer!