The French resort to barbaric tactics in effort to delay annihilation!

The French ministry of foreign affairs never wrote back to my email in simplied Chinese, but now I have started receiving Chinese spam!


That is an excerpt from one of but many. Isn't there some provision against using spam as a weapon in the Geneva convention?

Well, I have news for the French. THI S MEANS WAR. TIMES 2! (since we're technically already at war)

Les l?ches fran?ais will regret the day they messed with Howard P. Throttlebottom! Er... I mean... me.