The French ministry of foreign affairs never wrote back to my email in simplied Chinese, but now I have started receiving Chinese spam!

竞价广告是一种高效、自由、互动的新型广告方式，广告主可以自由选择竞价广告投放价格，通过为每个点击出价(又称竞价)来确定广告排名(出价高的排在前面)，并且按点击次数计费。

That is an excerpt from one of but many. Isn't there some provision against using spam as a weapon in the Geneva convention?

Well, I have news for the French. THI S MEANS WAR. TIMES 2! (since we're technically already at war)

Les l?ches fran?ais will regret the day they messed with Howard P. Throttlebottom! Er... I mean... me.