If you were wondering what to get me for Christmas, wonder no more.

I want this:

My plan is to become a superhero who can fly over any puddle of sufficient depth.


Hat said...


Stew Magoo said...

no no no... You're destined to wear tights under your clothes which'll be really hot. And, you're forgetting something about this; it'll simply RUIN your cape.

sackofcatfood said...

Do you remember Thunderhead? Tall, storm powers. Nice man. Good with kids.

November 15th of '58. All was well, another day saved when his cape snagged on a missile fin.

Stratogale, April 23rd, '57. Cape caught in a jet turbine. Meta-man, express elevator. Dynaguy, snag on takeoff. Splashdown, sucked into a vortex.