Most quotes could be vastly improved if only said by someone else.

"No publicity is bad publicity" -- Adolf Hitler
"Well, you know, no matter where you go, there you are." -- Ferdinand Magellan
"No one becomes depraved in a moment." -- Hugh Hefner
"Either that wallpaper goes or I do." -- Benedict Arnold
"I've had a wonderful time, but this wasn't it." -- Anne Frank
"They ought to make butt-flavored cat food." -- Sir Walter Raleigh
"It is only by softening and disguising dead flesh by culinary preparation, that it is rendered susceptible of mastication or digestion; and that the sight of its bloody juices and raw horror does not excite intolerable loathing and disgust." -- Ronald McDonald
"One would like to stroke and caress human beings, but one dares not do so, because they bite." -- Michael Jackson
"Do nothing unless you must, and when you must act, hesitate." -- former FEMA chief Michael Brown
"'Shelter,' what a nice name for for a place where you polish your cat." -- Mother Theresa
"A single death is a tragedy. A million deaths is a statistic." -- Chuck Norris
"I drank what?" -- Socrates