Fear and quiver mortals, let loose the clarion call of calamity, I have returned from exile!

Sadly, all my photoshop parodies etc. are now lost. So are comments, locally hosted files, and recent posts.
They could plausibly be recovered if I ever get another server, but for the nonce my alotted budget is whatever can be found, mooched off of, purloined, usurped, or won at karaoke contests.

Oh, and of course, now I have no web traffic.

P.S. I believe unicode has decided to eat anything with umloats, accents, or differently oriented tick marks, so that's why most linguistic dabblings are now hieroglyphic transliterations of their former selves.