So much depends upon a red wheelbarrow glazed with rain water beside the white chickens.

I feel we may want to stage a few armed guards in the area. Barbed wire, spotlights... setup a perimeter. I mean, we are talking about the veritable linchpin of our civilization. Saboteurs could wipe us out with a little sprinkle of silicon carbine on the axle bearings. No use taking chances... defend and fortify.

I don't like that we're leaving it out in the rain either. And those chickens, has anyone checked out their security clearances?

Run some background checks and get back to me.