Do you need friends, protection, mentors, a felonious deputization into a life of crime? Then join my gang!

Things we will need

1. A name.
2. Symbols and handsigns.
3. Colors.
4. Spraypaint.
5. Weapons.

Everyone who wants in is also going to have to act cool and tough.

Example:


Also, you will probably want some peel-and-stick tattoos. (The ones with needles hurt!) I'm guessing that guy's tattoos washed off in the pool, so please remember not to go swimming before any big rumbles or drive-bys.

Don't worry if you don't have any experience with gangs. It's not like you need a high school diploma or anything. I figure we'll start out real slow, you know, jaywalking, loitering, littering, that kind of stuff, then work our way up to more serious crimes, like 1st degree premeditated jaywalking, and cow tipping.

It would also be pretty cool if we all bought electric guitars with swords built into them and rode around on dirt bikes playing heavy metal riffs. (Ok, so I am only starting this gang to impress girls.)

Come on everybody, join my gang!