These are my ideas on how to kill white people. It's ok; they're white! It is also ok to kill people who just act white. It is not ok to kill Belgians. They are the master race.
How to Kill White People
*Lure them into a UV chamber with the bait of small, crustless tuna sandwiches. Their inferior pasty skin tone will offer no protection against the deadly rays.
*Advertise "Beginner's Ski Lessons" near deadly escarpments.
*Fumigate cities with aerosolized snake venom, and sneak the antidote into the reservoir. Those who drink only Evian bottled water will perish horribly.
*Raise a den of angry cougars and always leave their meals on top of a Segway.
*Create a drama series about the heroism of Andrew Jackson with subliminal messages advocating chuteless skydiving.
*Begin holding international folk festivals inside active volcanoes.
*Develop ugly sweaters with collars that lethally shrink when it rains.
*Hold a "Poetry Jam" in downtown Harlem.
*Start manufacturing bumper sticker adhesive and car bumpers out of binary explosive.
*Pick a really dangerous hobby and tell them that all the cool black people are doing it.
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