Study Blitz: Mish Mash Moratorium

9 days to freedom

So, final exams are next week, and I have decided that 99.7% of my attention needs to be given to studying, and 0.2% to sleeping. The remaining 0.1% will go to posting something funny/interesting somebody else has written everyday until finals are over. This could be a cartoon, a story, a quote, or even an invisible post you can't see (if I have a nervous breakdown and they lock me in a room without internet access). You'll just have to popin and see.


Delores breezed along the surface of her life like a flat stone forever skipping along smooth water, rippling reality sporadically but oblivious to it consistently, until she finally lost momentum, sank, and due to an overdose of flouride as a child which caused her to suffer from chronic apathy, doomed herself to lie forever on the floor of her life as useless as an appendix and as lonely as a five-hundred pound barbell in a steroid-free fitness center.
-- Winning sentence, 1990 Bulwer-Lytton bad fiction contest.