Study Blitz: Mish Mash Moratorium
9 days to freedom
So, final exams are next week, and I have decided that 99.7% of my attention needs to be given to studying, and 0.2% to sleeping. The remaining 0.1% will go to posting something funny/interesting somebody else has written everyday until finals are over. This could be a cartoon, a story, a quote, or even an invisible post you can't see (if I have a nervous breakdown and they lock me in a room without internet access). You'll just have to popin and see.
Toodles!
Delores breezed along the surface of her life like a flat stone forever skipping along smooth water, rippling reality sporadically but oblivious to it consistently, until she finally lost momentum, sank, and due to an overdose of flouride as a child which caused her to suffer from chronic apathy, doomed herself to lie forever on the floor of her life as useless as an appendix and as lonely as a five-hundred pound barbell in a steroid-free fitness center.
-- Winning sentence, 1990 Bulwer-Lytton bad fiction contest.
- amputation
- bands
- bellybuttons
- biblestories
- cartoons
- cats
- cheese
- diy
- doom
- earth
- earth day
- engineering
- environment
- evil
- ewe
- ghetto
- goat
- green toilet
- gross
- harsh realities
- insects
- interior decorating
- lists
- mafia
- mccain
- monkeys
- music
- obama
- poetry
- politics
- prank
- pvc
- quotes
- selectivegrowthspurts
- shortstory
- starwars
- superhero
- terrorists
- white people
- williamcarloswilliams
- yuck
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